Patricia/Patchi :D... I'm weird and I eat grass for dinner. I might spam your dash with fandoms and stuff so FOLLOW ME IF YOU DARE. This is pretty boring...WHY ARE YOU READING THIS GO REBLOG SOMETHING.. kthxbie
Don't feed the mushrooms!
Band member: Hi .... wait you look familiar, do i know you?
Me: what.
Band member: OH! you're that one girl i follow on my secret tumblr. I only go on your blog like a million times a day. I also see that you are super obsessed with me. I think we should get a cat and name it Rupert. I also see that you love Nutella, so i'll make sure that you have an endless supply. I'll always send you the cutest text messages so you can screen cap them and put them on Tumblr to get tons of notes. We will be the cutest couple in history.
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member: Hey...are you breathing?
I seriously can’t stand girls like this.
cannot
stand
~gamer girls~
(Source: grampasimpson, via baubleinyourface)
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
capnsmoshbuscusissonotonfirelike:
Woah— the Phil one.
